Life as an Anglophile, Foodie and Movie Fanatic.

The most amazing thing happened to me yesterday. I was spending my day in town to take photos for my art and sometimes for fun I like to take photos of randoms in rundle mall.
Anyway, I was just sitting there getting some snaps when a cute twenty something year old guy comes up to me.
He noticed the doctor who badge on my bad “I voted Saxon”. “where’s that from?” he asked. “oh, um, doctor who” at which point he smiles, takes off his sunnies and scruffs his hair up.
“Does this make you think of anyone?”, he asked. I stared for a second. His hair looked almost exactly like David Tennant’s! And his cute large eyes too! He actually looked more like a mixture between the tenth doctor and the new master. Anyway, we got chatting and he doesn’t even watch doctor who!
My bloody brain has the tendency to completely forget names the instant someone tells me, so I hate myself for forgetting his.
But it was very surreal and then he hugged me and walked off…

You're Wearing Cardigans!

Nathan:: Stay there.
Girl:: Where are you going to go?
Kelly:: Nathan! Please just let her go!
Nathan:: She's got you thinking this is how you're supposed to be! Well it's not!; We're young, we're supposed to drink too much, we're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each others brains out. We are designed to party, this is it.; Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. Well Charles Darwin said 'You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs' and that's what it's all about. Breaking eggs! And by eggs I do mean getting twatted on a cocktail of class As.; If you could just see yourselves, it breaks my heart. You're wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful!; We're screw ups, I'm a screw up and I plan to be a screw up until my late twenties maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mother before I let her or anyone else take that away from me!
Girl:: Your gun's leaking. So you threatened me with a water pistol? You're just like the rest of them aren't you? You'd be so much happier...
Nathan:: I still can't hear you!; *Sprays her in the face with water pistol*
Girl:: You idiot!

4 months ago Short URL

Doctor Who: Daleks vs. Cybermen

Dalek 1:: This one spoke of a second species invading Earth, infected by the superstition of ghosts.
Rose:: You didn't need to kill him!
Dalek 2:: Neither did we need him alive
Dalek 1:: Dalek Fey investigate outside.
Dalek Fey:: I obey.; *Cybermen walk down passage*
Cyberman 1:: Units open visual link
Cyberman 2:: Visual contact established.; *In the chamber*
Dalek 1:: Establish visual link. Lower communication barrier.; *In the corridor*
Dalek Fey:: Identify yourselves
Cyberman 3:: You will identify first.
Dalek Fey:: State your identity!
Cyberman 3:: You will identify first.
Dalek Fey:: Identify!
Micky:: It's like Stephen Hawkings meeting the speaking clock.
Cyberman 3:: ... Illogical, you will modify.
Dalek Fey:: Daleks do not take orders.
Cyberman 3:: You have identified as Daleks.
Dalek 1:: Outline resembles the inferior species known as cybermen.
Jacqui:: Rose said about the Daleks, she was terrified of them. What have they done to her Doctor? Is she dead?
Doctor:: phone.; *Doctor dials number on mobile phone*
Doctor:: She's answered, she's alive. Why haven't they killed her?
Jacqui:: Well don't complain.
Doctor:: They must need her for something.
Dalek 2:: We must protect the genesis arc.
Doctor:: Genesis arc?
Cyberman 3:: Our species are similar, although your design is inelegant.
Dalek Fey:: Daleks have no concept of elegance.
Cyberman 3:: This is obvious. But consider, our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks. Together we could upgrade the universe.
Dalek Fey:: You propose an alliance?
Cyberman 3:: This is correct.
Dalek Fey:: Request denied.
Cyberman 3:: Hostile elements will be deleted.; *Cybermen begin to shoot*
Dalek Fey:: Exterminate!; *Shoots and both Cybermen go down*
Cyberman 1:: Open visual link. Daleks be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.
Dalek 1:: This is not war, this is pest control!
Cyberman 1:: We have five million Cybermen, how many are you?
Dalek 1:: Four.
Cyberman 1:: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek 1:: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.
Cyberman 1:: What is that?
Dalek 1:: You are better at dying! Raise communications barrier.

4 months ago Short URL

The Inbetweeners: Larks in the Park

Jay:: You lot are so gay. Why aren't we playing football?
Will:: Chasing men around a field with your top off, what can be more gay than that?
Jay:: You.
Will:: Brilliant. Anyway, we're playing Frisbee because girls can join in. Trust me, girls love this.
Simon:: Border Collies love this, you're just scared to play football in case Donovan joins in and breaks your legs.
Will:: That's not true.
Neill:: Oh my god. Check out that jagasaurusrex.
Simon:: Shit and it's Carly
Will:: Perfect, watch this. Carly!; *Girls look over*
Will:: Carly! Catch!; *Will throws Frisbee, it hits a girl in a wheelchair in the head*
Will:: Oh my god, I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm really really sorry.; *Another girl starts abusing him in Italian*
Will:: Well, as I say. I'm really sorry.
Simon:: It's fine, you've apologised about thirty times. Come on.
Will:: I'm just going to get my Frisbee.; *Wheelchair girl won't give it back to him*
Donovan:: Hey! Those wankers are nicking that girl's Frisbee.
Will:: It's my Frisbee! I've got a receipt!

4 months ago Short URL

Misfits. Who's Barry?

Nathan:: Oh! There's never a probation worker around when you need one! You were sucking up to her last week, where is she?
Simon:: I don't know.
Kelly:: We need to tell someone what she's doing!
Nathan:: Oh yeah, right. Help! Everybody's stopped taking drugs and urinating in the street. Who are we going to tell? It's every policeman and parent's wet dream. Come on Barry, you're good at this stuff. Think of something.
Simon:: Who's Barry?
Nathan:: You are.
Kelly:: His name is Simon.
Nathan:: Is it? I thought it was Barry. Sorry man.